HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO MY BLOG!

"Charlie Windsor here; that's me in the picture, and it sums me up pretty well. An open neck shirt shows I'm not an old fuddy-duddy Tory, and the rolled up sleeves tell you I'm ready for action. I'm on the phone, but I'm writing as well, and I'm looking at the camera, so you know I can do three things at once. I think you'll agree that I look like someone you could vote for. As you probably know, I come from Windsor, a posh place near London where the Queen sometimes lives. I moved here in 2002, although sometimes I feel like I've lived here all my life. I expect you're wondering what I do for a living - well, you'll be pleased to know I'm a good old-fashioned no-nonsense management consultant. And I expect some of you are wondering what the whole point of this blog is. Well, it's to raise my profile, and give me the chance to tell you what I think about key issues. It's amazingly popular - literally tens of people read it, and some of them aren't even members of my immediate family. Now read on, and enjoy the Windsor experience!"

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

CAPTION COMPETITION WINNER


Thanks to B. Localbloke of Eastphalia and Westminster for this week's winning entry.
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Tuesday, 19 August 2008

This made me laugh til I messed myself


Someone has been very busy creating a very good spoof of my blog and I must admit it has made me laugh, but not too much, mind. Wouldn't want anyone thinking I had a sense of humour or anything (nothing to worry about there, Ed). My wife had a look and said rather wryly 'someone thinks you're a Johnny-come-lately and a bit of a twat'. Oh how we both laughed. Of course this is connected to the previously referred to Torbay blog which has caused such amusement in political circles with it's crazy crumbling-rockface-casino-in-a-balloon-parking meters-and-private-beaches-who's-that-consultant-running-off-with-my-council-tax? storyline. Most of the locals have decided that the author(s) of this nonsense are the Tory Mayor and his sorry bunch of yes-men. Although this is (fairly lamely) denied by them it is clear that they are in fact behind everything because they aren't even very good at lying.
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