Hello people! And a big Windsor-style welcome to you all! I expect you like the new-look blog. Well, I had to spruce it up a bit, what with the election just around the corner. You never know if old Cameron's going to be logging on and checking up on us. Of course, because it's a crucial time for us politicos I'll be coming out with lots more shite than usual. Take this for example: "The Westphalia-on-Sea area has suffered from years of decline since the Lib Dems took over the Town Hall in 1990 with visitor numbers and inward investment figures falling every year that they have been in control." That's right - I'm saying that people base their choice of holiday destination on which party has overall control of the Town Hall. How mad is that? And I can talk about things that happened in 1990 even though I wasn't here. Ha ha ha! Honestly, I am so wacky - how could you not vote for me?


If you're wondering what this counter is, it tells you how much shit the country is in since New Labour adopted all our Tory policies - capitalism, eh? Don't you just love it?


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Thursday, 10 July 2008

BEWARE THE ANTICHRIST


When I go around meeting local people and try to understand their funny accents I am constantly amazed how many of you seem to think Brian Localbloke, your current MP, is a decent fellow who is working on your behalf. He isn't. He is the devil incarnate. He was born in Eastphalia, for God's sake - what more proof do you need? I have personally seen his head swivel right round as he spewed green bile all over unsuspecting constituents. As if that wasn't enough, he also claims obscene amounts of taxpayers' money from the government, in what he conveniently describes as his 'salary'. When will you all come to your senses and stop voting for him? That money belongs in my pocket.

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