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"Charlie Windsor here; that's me in the picture, and it sums me up pretty well. An open neck shirt shows I'm not an old fuddy-duddy Tory, and the rolled up sleeves tell you I'm ready for action. I'm on the phone, but I'm writing as well, and I'm looking at the camera, so you know I can do three things at once. I think you'll agree that I look like someone you could vote for. As you probably know, I come from Windsor, a posh place near London where the Queen sometimes lives. I moved here in 2002, although sometimes I feel like I've lived here all my life. I expect you're wondering what I do for a living - well, you'll be pleased to know I'm a good old-fashioned no-nonsense management consultant. And I expect some of you are wondering what the whole point of this blog is. Well, it's to raise my profile, and give me the chance to tell you what I think about key issues. It's amazingly popular - literally tens of people read it, and some of them aren't even members of my immediate family. Now read on, and enjoy the Windsor experience!"

Thursday, 10 July 2008

BEWARE THE ANTICHRIST


When I go around meeting local people and try to understand their funny accents I am constantly amazed how many of you seem to think Brian Localbloke, your current MP, is a decent fellow who is working on your behalf. He isn't. He is the devil incarnate. He was born in Eastphalia, for God's sake - what more proof do you need? I have personally seen his head swivel right round as he spewed green bile all over unsuspecting constituents. As if that wasn't enough, he also claims obscene amounts of taxpayers' money from the government, in what he conveniently describes as his 'salary'. When will you all come to your senses and stop voting for him? That money belongs in my pocket.

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