I am, of course, referring to Home Secretary Jacqui Smith claiming £116,000 in 'second home' expenses. Yet another example of MPs getting caught with their noses in the trough. At this rate, by the time I am elected the bloody trough will be empty.
Now, I expect you're all wondering why I haven't posted anything since 11th February. Some of you will assume that I'm at my London flat, or off skiing, or that I've popped off to Tuscany to get some decent balsamic vinegar. Others among you won't give a flying fuck where I am or what I'm doing, and that's perfectly understandable - the Conservative Party is a broad church, and there is a place for you as well. Anyway, the honest truth is I've completely run out of things to say. My problem is this: Gordon Brown foolishly indulged in a bit of Tory free-market capitalism, and surprise, surprise, the country's gone to Hell in a handcart. Well, of course, the Labour people can all start saying it's time to revert to socialist principles. We Tories, on the other hand, actually believe in the capitalist system. Anyone who understands capitalism knows that its programmed to fail from time to time. How do I know that? Well, because Peter Oborne (political columnist of the Daily Mail and the Spectator, no less) said so. So I'm at a loss for words. Unless an opinion poll comes along PDQ for me to analyse I'm a bit buggered. If anyone knows of any dodgy stories about the Lib Dems please let me know ASAP. Thanks a lot. Toodle pip! Charlie
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Aren't tories often a bit buggered?
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