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"Charlie Windsor here; that's me in the picture, and it sums me up pretty well. An open neck shirt shows I'm not an old fuddy-duddy Tory, and the rolled up sleeves tell you I'm ready for action. I'm on the phone, but I'm writing as well, and I'm looking at the camera, so you know I can do three things at once. I think you'll agree that I look like someone you could vote for. As you probably know, I come from Windsor, a posh place near London where the Queen sometimes lives. I moved here in 2002, although sometimes I feel like I've lived here all my life. I expect you're wondering what I do for a living - well, you'll be pleased to know I'm a good old-fashioned no-nonsense management consultant. And I expect some of you are wondering what the whole point of this blog is. Well, it's to raise my profile, and give me the chance to tell you what I think about key issues. It's amazingly popular - literally tens of people read it, and some of them aren't even members of my immediate family. Now read on, and enjoy the Windsor experience!"

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

FAME AT LAST!

Sir, Has anyone noticed the remarkable similarity between current Westphalia-on-Sea Tory stooge Charlie Windsor, and the short-lived monarch and Hitler chummy, Edward, Duke of Windsor? A true, blue bloodline if ever I saw one.
Anon

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This one was submitted by one of my eagle-eyed readers. It looks like I'm a national phenomenon now; please let me know if you see any other mention of me in the print media - I have a large ego and it needs stroking from time to time.

1 comments:

Angela Cox said...

I have noticed the similarity between Wallace and a complete mindless fascist fashion victim .See pictures of Benito Mussolini and Wallace ..see ..oh so one is a bit fatter.